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Digging for the money

TokyoLocal — Sun, 01 Mar 2015 09:00:43 +0000

McDonalds are going down…

TokyoLocal — Fri, 13 Feb 2015 09:00:14 +0000

Just like the Toyota bashing they do in the States by crashing into someone’s house with no brake, Japan started to bash McDonalds. McDonalds Japan has been searving some shitty food for almost half century in Japan, and for the first time ever, Japanese media are fussing about how shitty the foods are! They are basically saying that there were peice of prastic found in the chicken nuggets, but I mean, they could have told you that 20 years ago!! Something is behind all these and no one is protecting McDonalds anymore, who was national baseball symbol for the team Japan of World Baseball Cowfuck in 2009.

here is the link

TokyoLocal — Wed, 11 Feb 2015 09:00:20 +0000

Cannabis in very casual way…

http://www.hpfrance.com/Shop/Brand/CANNABIS.html

most of us don’t smoke unless you are in one of those beach side in the kanagawa, or osaka somewhere or you want to deal with the nigerians in the roppongi tokyo.

but we think it’s fashionable.

i mean, it’s fucked up.

fucked up that it is fasionable.

these weeds should make me high and whatever.

it is not the ticket for coolness.

it is tix to be high.

is you that ligalized weed cool that make late teenage rich punk kid sit in the main street to beg?

shit ain’t fashionable shit just gets me high.

now that i am high, i don’t think i can act as fascionable as…

Street cash.

TokyoLocal — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 09:00:25 +0000

Back in 80’s, we used to find some cash dropped in the street.

They were dropped. That was big amount like million USD worth. No one reported that oit was their money. As a kid watching all that news, I was wondering why they had to just waste some cash. But, now I assuming the reason and still wondering why…. In my bullshit dreaming pulled up from my ass theory, the cash was there because it was spent on the paper by government entities. If any of those government entities spends less money than the budget, the budget of the following year will be decreased. Plus, they were the straight and strict worker for the justice from those government entities that too afraid to take those money.

Need of Local Gangsta

TokyoLocal — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 09:00:07 +0000

Ok. The answer of the question here.

Why Japanese don’t have money for the entertainment?

I mean, the budget for a major 2 hour movie today is 300,000 USD. Which may not even pay for an big dick actor in the States… The total budget for a baseball team with swinging dice, like Yankees of Man Unt type team in Japan, is less than 30 Mil. Again, that amount which mayn’t cover the cost for the steroid up super stars. Kuroda gets 4 mil to play for a Japanese team, where Yankees was going o pay him 15 mil, because he is a Samurai…

Ok, we do not have money for the talent.

We do not pay for it.

Partly because we don’t want to have this and that, but also because we don’t have enough Yakuza these days.

Back in 1992, Japan started to stricken the law against the Yakuza. It means they are no longer needed money from Yakuza. They got enough money from somewhere else… But, making the Yakuza out from the scene, meaning, no yakuza movies, banning yakuza relationship in any level, banning property sales to yakuza, all that.

If the shit gets too clean, the entertainment value decreases. I mean, most of the well received classic movies from Japan were about Yakuza. You need energy for any story. Imagine the rock star without drugs. It just like a curry without spice. But, getting the Yakuza out directly means that getting the Bad Ass musicians out.

The government along with the big corporation thought wiping them from the picture would send all the money to the tax and shit. But, in the reality, it just meant that making big corporation like sony go south. Find out how much they have been losing. It almost miracle for a corporate to survive with that much of debt in last however years. They have sum of 1 billion USD negative in last 5 years…

I mean, when they are paying money to the Yakuza, shit was little bit wilder but, they had some profit. You need to have some balance. You need Gangsta protection and Gangsta money.

Because of the luck of Gangsta protections, Japan will soon be conquered by foreign Gangstas.

Losing 1,000,000,000,000 Yen

TokyoLocal — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 09:00:05 +0000

1,000,000,000,000 Yen

That is what Sony has done in last five years.

How can you be standing up there?

This is too far out in Japan…

This is how we do it.

TokyoLocal — Sun, 01 Feb 2015 09:00:53 +0000

It is Sunday and we need some entertainment. This is how we Rock and Roll in Japan.
While the first truck is straight up sad, feel free to fast forward it. The rest of them are pretty fucking dynaomite, though.
00:00 We Will Rock You
03:33 Smoke On The Water
08:06 Jailhouse Rock
11:09 Hard Day’s Night
12:31 Get Back

The next big thing

TokyoLocal — Sat, 31 Jan 2015 09:00:40 +0000

Fuck Pokemon.

It’s way too 20 years ago now.

Yokai Watch is where it’s at.

The programm is super huge in Japan now.

Yokai Watch, translated as The Spectre Watch, is story of this very very ordinary kid having this watch which would allow him to see the spectres which otherwise unseen.

In this world of Yokai Watch, everything is pretty much blamed on spectres. For example, you see your mommy and daddy fighting, there is a depressing spectre who makes the atmosphere dark. He your mother is dressing too funky for the parent’s day to the point to make you feel supper uncomfortable, there is this spectre making everyone dress too shiny. If some of you gets way too motivated to the point annoys everybody around, there is another spectre. Anyways, check the shit out. There are translations around.

Tell me something good.

TokyoLocal — Wed, 28 Jan 2015 09:00:30 +0000

Fortune telling is huge in Japan.

There are this fortune teller look at your hands and tell you what’s up, there are that fortune teller looking at spelling of your name and tell you what’s up.

Motherfucking bullshit fortune teller makes money, too.

There are this fuckers who makes about 100K for by telling those young girls, who is looking for the imaginary perfect love, a shit.

So, if you are looking for a decent job in Japan, you might want to start the business by telling fortune. More exotic you look, more fuckers are there to believe you.

Welcome to the war zone.

TokyoLocal — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 09:00:57 +0000

So, there are two Japanese nationals captured by ISIS.
Then you are supposed to say, “Oh, No!” But, the story is rather something else.

So, the recently captured Kenji Goto, the journalist, is there because to help or find out what’s up with the previously captured Japanese national, Haruna Yukawa.
I mean, that’s pretty cool and all that, aside from the fact those rescue mission maybe someone else’s job, not for a journalist. If I were a prick like I usually am, I could talk shit about how stupid it is to go out there thinking ISIS was going to be interviewed with some nice smile, but I am not that punk today.
I mean, Kenji is cool. But the Haruna Yukawa is in fact way cooler.
Ok. First, Haruna is a guy who doesn’t have a dick.

FTF?

Well, let’s start this shit.

He cut his dick back about five years ago to kill himself, but cutting his dick was not enough, so that he decided to become a woman. However, the society did not accept him as a women, or being a women was too hard, he decided to stand up a business of private army company. The company never had anybody but him, or her, which I am confused as fuck, or any business whatsoever, so, Haruna decided to do some sales activity talking to ISIS. ISIS got fucking confused by him/her not having the dick and not being properly trained with no communication skill.

I mean, this fuck is nuts or what?
If this is not insane, maybe I should reeducate myself from pre school.

You might say that “Oh, but this guy has the balls, though.”

No, he cut his balls too.