come around whants up? what is waiting?

Make no mistake about it.

Feb 14th, female gives chocolate to their desired male.

That is absolute rule in Japan.

The guy cannot say to the girl

“Be my valentine.”

Girl power!

Oh, we’ve got this “white day.”

Fucking the boy with the chocolate needs to give the girls back a present of 3 times of the price.

There are this fortune teller look at your hands and tell you what’s up, there are that fortune teller looking at spelling of your name and tell you what’s up.

Motherfucking bullshit fortune teller makes money, too.

There are this fuckers who makes about 100K for by telling those young girls, who is looking for the imaginary perfect love, a shit.

So, if you are looking for a decent job in Japan, you might want to start the business by telling fortune. More exotic you look, more fuckers are there to believe you.

Alright. What a fuck. Provided that Japan has a lowest sex rate, with the most convenient prostitution industry, for the sake of sake of shit, one must wonder where all these places for ladies were.

You see, business solution is simple sometimes. All you’ve got to do is wonder the other side of equation.

Sure. This is the man’s world. Man can get their dick sucked by 2,000 yen, which is roughly 20USD, and feel cool about it and smile. But what about those women with the boyfriends who never touch their pussy. What do they do to smile?

Vibe Bar dude.

Check it out.

This bar/sex toy store has 300 dildo to arouse you. Which means, your pussy is good to go for at least an year or so.

But, I’ve got to write…

This one is gonna be shitty….

We gamble.

It is called Pachinko.

It is simple yet complicated as any of those games are, therefore, I am not able to explain how to play with it, however, I can tell you there are winning possibilities everywhere in Japan.

We have them all over Japan. If you cannot find it, ask them. Pa-Chi-N-Ko, use the 8th note.

ALSO!!!!

If you are pussy looking for random dick, the place is the best place find craving losers!!

Say Chinko, Chi-N-Ko.

Use the Pachinko thing, just don’t pronounce Pa.

It means dick.

Chinko.

One tweet saying they got a bug inside the product was enough. However, the dude tweeted did not get anything. No money, because we don’t sue, but hated heat from the distributer.

The Japanese claimer work by their pride, I guess. They just have to have just.

Watch out for the justice.

They will kill you by a tweet.

Oh, wait…

What is the point?

That is how the

intelligent gangsta in Japan, AKA Yakuza, would do to you.

The justice shit’s all around.

What the fuck? right? It is plain straight up truth that there are less dicks ready to get wet than pussy which wet and ready. Nothing to blame lady around here as it is partly caused by get-your-ass-wide-campaign that Japan have for the young boys, and the poverty.

Yes, that is fucking right fuckers! It is poverty that makes this anti-sex-woe happening here.

Late 80’s to early 90’s, as known as bubble ear, Japanese government decided to have less reproduction rate. However, though you can find the fact in wikidepia today, they are not that open about it, like the Chinese government are today.

In 1974, together with all that bullshit like oil fuck and that fuck and this fuck, we got bunch of fuckers fucked each other and got mass reproduction fuck. 1974 was called THE BABY BOOM, like if are loser having a baby in 1974.

Free free to tell me I am lier that pulling shit from my ass, because I am not.

I fucking gracefully tell you that the “Happy Ending” in the TV propaganda was like, be in love, do the career, abort, and see you tomorrow type shit.

I have seen it.

While they are supporting abortion in the pre 2000, Japan boys are fucking hard.

Now that they are supporting the anti abortion, we are afraid.

No Japanese government has taught anyone to use the condom.

The fuckers don’t have money linked to the plastic industry.

Oh, what the fuck. Girls just tell them you want to have a sex. We will do it.

We all know that.

Even if you are not that good at a thing, practicing makes you to be at least somewhat decent. We also have this theory that if you practice for more than 10,000 hour, you would become good enough to be labeled as a “professional.” That is why we all practice. Even that hot chick who you think their look is a god given talent, they spend time (practice) improving their look. In fact, some them practice so hard on their look all day by going to the gym for a few hour, standing up in front of the mirror for five, pose to find out what angle of the face looks the best, paint the lip up in red, put more hair on the eyelash, and all, yet still not that good at doing these. One have to imagine what would happen if they didn’t.

Anyways.

Although, as I have mentioned before, Japan has pretty low sex rate reported, compare to other countries, we are so male dominating country that we have to be good at it.

I mean I have seen a millions of dudes saying, “I play guitar, but I am not that good,” but I have never yet to meet a dude saying “Yeah I have sex, but I am not that good.” Maybe it is a good hookup line that I should use for the next opportunity, but I have never heard anyone saying it. Instead, I have met a number of people, male or female, saying “I haven’t had a sex in a while, but I am good at it.”

I mean what a fuck?

“Has it occurred to you that you maybe rusted?”

That is something I say inside my mind when I hear it. I mean, no one expects any professional baseball player to be 100% ready at the day one of the spring training. How can you be so sure that you are ready for the good sex after years of not having it?

Ok, let’s talk this issue from other angle. When you say you are good at having a sex, it should mean that you have certainly performed a sex more than a few times. I cannot expect anyone to go “I am really good at sex, but I have only done it once…” 

Some say sex is like riding a bicycle, but we have crazy professional bike riders around too. They are the one who is good at riding bike, not you. My point is you need to practice in order to proudly say that you are good at having a sex.

But, the question here is, why it is relevant to FarOut!Japan.

Well, here is what’s up. Even though we have such a low sex rate reported, these Japanese guys are having some sex all the time. Some even have it a few times a day and not reporting you.

Do you know why?

We have prostitution working full time here on their dick, that is why.

We’ve got all kinds of those dick friendly houses around! Starting from 20 USD for the weewee blow to a few hundred dollar happy ending.

We’ve got all kinds of other shit in between and the beyond, too!

Well, sometimes we have these hard working dudes, who have it sucked in the morning hour before reporting to the office, and wet it in the lunch break. They also do whatever the fuck at night, as they are crazy night wolves, telling their wives that they have to work till 11:30 pm.

So, ladies. Try Japanese boys. They are ready.     

The propaganda might make you feel that we have a lot of sex in the city, but the truth is, you not. All we have in the city is that fuck searcher who drink all night till they are not capable of performing the sex.

So what we need in the country side is to have a sex.

It is called “Love Hotel.”

We sure have these thing in the city like Tokyo, but it is the must have item in the country side in Japan, since all the high school kids has to have a sex. Otherwise they go nuts, starting to tell you they need some anti depression drug, teacher telling them they are ADHD, all that shit. It is natural. I am a man who is interested in having good sex, but I can proudly say that I was way more interested when I was 16.

So, we have these hotels for kids.

They are cheap and fun. And it maybe the only place you can go in wothout carded.

They are everywhere, but it is rather easier to find in the country side, since all we have in the country side is the place to have a sex, and maybe a casino.