Because I, deal with the music biz a little, get a lot of non-Japanese musicians asking me what’s hot in Japanese music scene and all…

I tell you what is hot.

It is the bitch bunch.

While I could talk shit about the bitch bunch idea from the musician point of view, it is fucking brilliant from the business man point of view.

So, we got these bunch of girl groups like the Spike girls. I unfortunately don’t know enough to talk shit about those “qualities” of the girl band, so I am not saying shit. But, what is brilliant is that some of those groups have so many members that THE GIRLS ARE XXXXING REPLACEABLE!!!! 

Yo, it is just like the fucking strip club. You dudes goes like “Yeah this strip club is good, that strip is bad.”

Same shit.

We got this 200 plus younger aged girl group, ages between 15 to 25, where the girls gets old, they get another one who is 15.

Kind like sport biz in a way, too. Barcelona this Yankees that. Same shit. Some got the athletic bunch of girls, some got better shaped clean shaved girls with very good behaviour, and of course some got the third eyed girls.

Usually the pimp behind the shit is ex-musician. They once was capable of singing his song to make money. Now that the mother fucker has spend all his pension money that he got when he was teenage-I-can-even-make-your-mother-suck-my-dick type mother fucker like that mother fucker, he had to come up with new bullshit to make money.

Guys, yahoo might make fun of the basketball millionaires spending all that money, how about the the original “tattooed millionaires”?

Anyways.

Some rich pimp have a few 100 heads in one group. Some only have a few, just like the real life.

What the fuck is so brilliant about the idea is to that, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DEPEND ON THE BITCH. Instead. you depend on another bitch.

You see, you don’t have to worry about your girl talent showing off her pussy or her boyfriend leaking the sex pics in the internet. If the shit happen, REPLACE.

If the bitch acts bitchy, REPLACE THE BITCH!!!!

Replace replace replace….just like that, so that even when the bitch dies. The biz will be around.

Brilliant isn’t it?

Shit gets better.

You see, provided that music biz today have to spend as much, if not more, to the publicity. It is almost making me feel like the music biz is alive today just make the publicists millionaire.

But, guess what? Being the pimp can be another millionaire story, because pimp do lessons.

We have had the education called “music education.” I got the BFA and I know them all. Shit makes good firm stable income, not like this being the dream musician shit that you make money for an year and talk shit about the biz later shit.

You see, if you have the varieties of girls, big this, small this, tall this, and short this, all the girls fucking dream about being the it girl. “I such the biggest dick at the bas station, but I can still be the Idol!!!” And, you know what? Stupid parents gonna support it too.

What it means is that we, Japan, not only have money eating talent agency system to charge you 1000 USD per hour for the stardom lesson like everywhere else, but we also are utilising it big by every bitch dream wide by having our ass wide.

Having the ass wide is the solution for the money. Japanese prime minister will tell you that.