If you see this, how do you doodoo?

Please tell me how you’d do it sir wide.

Because I, born in Tokyo, cannot even do it right. You are supposed to it says in below.

http://www.geocities.jp/a_kuma_illustration/wa_toilet.html

I remember trying my hardest and failing it every time by dirtying my pants out when I was little. I don’t even give shit about it anymore that, I proudly do it wrong every fucking time I see this Hole in the ground shit, by being full monty 200%. Last time I’ve tried it right was when I was 7 innocent year old, trying to be a good boy, at the fucking ski mountain with ski fucking suits and ended up browning the lovely snow white.

So, please allow me use this blog to apologise what I have done to the mountain.

 I think it is better not to be sorry than being a good boy…