In Japan, there are tons of eatables which could remain you the sexual organ of humans. Check the picture out.

It is called Matsutake mushrooms. It is highly beloved among ladies in Japan. Oh, yes. It is super expensive, too. The amount of the fungi could cost you a few hundred dollars!! I mean, some French shit with no taste cost you a lot, but, at least they don’t look like a dick.  If you think I am bullshit, ask the female Japanese friend you’ve got. “Do you like Matsutake mushroom?” Make sure to cut the sound as Ma-Tsu-Ta-Ke. If she doesn’t get what you are saying, try the 8th note in 60 bpm. There are fat chance that her answer would be a positive one. Of cause, you may find ones who don’t like eating it, but the lesbians are everywhere.