I am not saying much today, partly because I am lazy, but mostly because I don’t have to. Check the High school soccer regional tournament chart for the Nagasaki prefecture. I don’t think it’s fair, though I never think anything is…
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Biz, Tips
Tell me something good.
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Fortune telling is huge in Japan. There are this fortune teller look at your hands and tell you what’s up, there are that fortune teller looking at spelling of your name and tell you what’s up. Motherfucking bullshit fortune teller makes money, too. There are this fuckers who makes about 100K for by telling those…
Tips
Bar with sex toys
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Do you want to dildo tonight? Alright. What a fuck. Provided that Japan has a lowest sex rate, with the most convenient prostitution industry, for the sake of sake of shit, one must wonder where all these places for ladies were. You see, business solution is simple sometimes. All you’ve got to do is wonder…
News, Politics
ISIS update
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ISIS update from the Japanese side here for the view. I just don’t get it. I know I am a stupid ass. The dude wanted to kill himself and cut his dick. Another one went down to the war zone to abandon the 2 week old… Shit is so out. TOO FAR OUT. The lady…
News, Politics
Tweet me if you can
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Wow, this is out there. I mean, I might be inappropriate cunt, but I wouldn’t do it…. Once again, click this link to find out what some Japanese kids sent to ISIS twitter account. http://www.akb48matomemory.com/archives/1018193979.html
Biz, News, Politics
Welcome to the war zone.
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So, there are two Japanese nationals captured by ISIS. Then you are supposed to say, “Oh, No!” But, the story is rather something else. So, the recently captured Kenji Goto, the journalist, is there because to help or find out what’s up with the previously captured Japanese national, Haruna Yukawa. I mean, that’s pretty cool…
Politics
Justice coming down
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You cannot make fun of shit in Japan. You just can’t. If any of those jokes involve anything to do with the politician, you are out from the TV show or any media whatsoever. So, there are no David Cross, or Chris Rock type of dudes in Japanese entertainment system. If you do, those 60…
Eatables
Yum Yum Sperm
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We eat tons of weird shit. We make them all into sushi. Here’s another one far out. Fish sperm. Fuck it’s yummy on your tammy, make your sperm count fucking high and give your nightly activity a kick! It taste so….thick. Which I think is pretty sick….
News
Next level.
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I think this is too much, but, some people thinks it’s good. You go to some gas station and they tell you that they have the cleanest bathroom and stuff. Come to Japan, fuckers. This is what we got! We are in the NEXT FUCKING LEVEL!!!
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Japanese baseball
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Speaking of the entertainment in Japan, going to the baseball stadium is it. If you are visiting Japan, just do not go to any of those bar, or dance club, or live music place. they all suck. It at least suck harder than the local club in your neighbourhood. It does. Going to the bar…