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Tell me something good.

Fortune telling is huge in Japan. There are this fortune teller look at your hands and tell you what’s up, there are that fortune teller looking at spelling of your name and tell you what’s up. Motherfucking bullshit fortune teller makes money, too. There are this fuckers who makes about 100K for by telling those…

Bar with sex toys

Do you want to dildo tonight? Alright. What a fuck. Provided that Japan has a lowest sex rate, with the most convenient prostitution industry, for the sake of sake of shit, one must wonder where all these places for ladies were. You see, business solution is simple sometimes. All you’ve got to do is wonder…

Welcome to the war zone.

So, there are two Japanese nationals captured by ISIS. Then you are supposed to say, “Oh, No!” But, the story is rather something else. So, the recently captured Kenji Goto, the journalist, is there because to help or find out what’s up with the previously captured Japanese national, Haruna Yukawa. I mean, that’s pretty cool…

Justice coming down

You cannot make fun of shit in Japan. You just can’t. If any of those jokes involve anything to do with the politician, you are out from the TV show or any media whatsoever. So, there are no David Cross, or Chris Rock type of dudes in Japanese entertainment system. If you do, those 60…

Yum Yum Sperm

We eat tons of weird shit. We make them all into sushi. Here’s another one far out. Fish sperm. Fuck it’s yummy on your tammy, make your sperm count fucking high and give your nightly activity a kick! It taste so….thick. Which I think is pretty sick….

Next level.

I think this is too much, but, some people thinks it’s good. You go to some gas station and they tell you that they have the cleanest bathroom and stuff. Come to Japan, fuckers. This is what we got! We are in the NEXT FUCKING LEVEL!!!

Japanese baseball

Speaking of the entertainment in Japan, going to the baseball stadium is it. If you are visiting Japan, just do not go to any of those bar, or dance club, or live music place. they all suck. It at least suck harder than the local club in your neighbourhood. It does. Going to the bar…