What can I say? This is hell? The shit is so perfectly planned that I just go out to get a fuck practice and I see this traffic jam. Shit is so fucking hard. All I want to do is make sure my skill is right. Because the new years fuck is coming around the…
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Stuck on the heavy traffic
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Many of the fuckers in the city like Tokyo do not drive everyday. In fact they just keep their cars in their parking lot and take trains for the transportation. If you drive around the city, it could take 40 minutes to travel a mile sometimes, just like any of those big city, only the…
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Driving at the first time
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Many of the fuckers in the city like Tokyo do not drive everyday. In fact they just keep their cars in their parking lot and take trains for the transportation. If you drive around the city, it could take 40 minutes to travel a mile sometimes, just like any of those big city, only the…
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Good boy doodoo.
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If you see this, how do you doodoo? Please tell me how you’d do it sir wide. Because I, born in Tokyo, cannot even do it right. You are supposed to it says in below. http://www.geocities.jp/a_kuma_illustration/wa_toilet.html I remember trying my hardest and failing it every time by dirtying my pants out when I was little.…
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Cake after cake
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So we’ve got so many left over cakes everywhere for discounted price. You might see a day old this and day old that around your house, but Japanese are not like that. I mean most of the time… Not today! The day old cakes are everywhere just like the food industry thought they can win…
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The SEXMAS
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So the hardest fuck is over… Now the time for the girls to talk about it, evaluate it, and decide where the tomorrow goes. In the meanwhile shit happened to Japanese boys. We ask ourselves, “why did I have to keep my dick on hold for last few month?” Alright. We have such a low…
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Sexmas eve
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It is his 2014th birthday and we Japanese all have a sex. Or at least that’s what’s media trying us to do. You see, when it gets cold, less people would come out to the party or hotels or whatever. Well, most of us don’t go to church, unless you supports Euro Boy Fucker society.…
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Heaven for the pedophile.
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The legend is true. We have the public bath. We all get naked. It’s rather nice to have the bigger room to be naked since we live next to each other to the point you know when was the last time your neighbour had a sex. The idea is good enough under the circumstances. It’s…
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Must have card
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Shit, man. I was going to talk about something else, but the shit happened. So, Japanese Railway Company decided to celebrate its 100th birthday to sell this stupid card. It was going to be such a lovely story as the design was done by one of the female train driver, just another plan to add…
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Girls bunch 3000
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Because I, deal with the music biz a little, get a lot of non-Japanese musicians asking me what’s hot in Japanese music scene and all… I tell you what is hot. It is the bitch bunch. While I could talk shit about the bitch bunch idea from the musician point of view, it is fucking…