Today is the day we die young. So, the legal drinking age is 20 in Japan, It is good to know if you are the 20 years young alcoholic want to be, who so need to get out the 21-over-world so desperately to get shit faced. In fact, it is so fucking easy to buy…
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Johnny B Good
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It is Jan 3rd and all I did in the last few days are to watch TV. Johnny’s boys doing this and that. So, his name is Johnny. He is the original pimp that I was telling you. He is rather nice. No one know his I-am-such-a-great-boy-singer-that-your-mama-would-kiss-my-ass days but it’s been told that he was…
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Rice fuckers
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So, another one died today from eating the deadly wepon called “the rice.” Don’t mess with rice. It could kill you. We, Japanese, fuck so much with rice. Japanese rices are usually called “the sticky rice.” It is true. We like it extra sticky when wet. We even have these degree of stickiness. It’s not…
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Must have card
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Shit, man. I was going to talk about something else, but the shit happened. So, Japanese Railway Company decided to celebrate its 100th birthday to sell this stupid card. It was going to be such a lovely story as the design was done by one of the female train driver, just another plan to add…
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Weak ass leader
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So, once again we have this weak ass leader erected. Yes, his ass is literary weak, as it was his ass being weak that he caused him to resign last time. Back in the 2007, after being in the office for less than an year, this guy had to resign because of health issue relating…
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Crazy Train
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So, another guy arrested for groping in the train car. Shit happens everyday. You may get away with it, but it’s better to be alarmed. Trains in Tokyo could be packed. It is crazy. Tokyo trains gets like this everyday in the morning hour around 8am to 9am, and evening commute hour of 5pm to…
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Erection is here
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I mean election…2014 December is done. LPD wins. (Do not worry. We have this erection once a few month.) In Japan, we pretty much have LPD and guys who is against LPD. Guys who is against LPD is supposed to say that they are against LPD just make sure that who is “Against” is caught.…
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OK Penis
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Alright. This is a true story. Shit is FarOut! in so many ways. http://6d745.com/ Her name is Rokudenashiko. She got arrested, not only once but twice within last 6 month, by making some art works using 3 demential copy of her vagina. She was accused of obscenity. Yes, she’s got all kinds of “pussy…