So, another one died today from eating the deadly wepon called “the rice.”

Don’t mess with rice.

It could kill you.

We, Japanese, fuck so much with rice.

Japanese rices are usually called “the sticky rice.” It is true. We like it extra sticky when wet. We even have these degree of stickiness. It’s not only “sticky Japanese rice.” It’s like French wine. We have this kind that kind all that kind.

So, these guys talk about which kind of rice is good, bad, I can taste slight sweetness in this rice, I think this rice is little bit bitter. smell of the rice is sexy, just like the goddess coming from the Mt. Fuji…and all that bull shit to make them self look like they know shit. Again, it just like the wine fuckers who thinks being drunk is somewhat genius.    

Anyways.

As the 550 bento box is not enough, the new years in Japan has been decided to practice eating the stickiest rice. They make this snow ballish rice ball with the stickiest rice ever. The rice is so sticky that it’d cover your mouth with joy of stickiness.

The joy of stickiness is so strong that it’d make you forget that it’s killing 1000 plus the Japanese nationals every new years.

The joy of stickiness is so strong that it’d make you forget that the stickiness of the rice somewhat choke you up and killed your friend last year.

The joy of stickiness is so strong that it’d make you forget that you are dead.

Don’t mess with rice.

It could kill you.