Frozen 500 USD bento box

Osechi bento box here 550USD with 10% tax.

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The original idea of the box was to make sure not to give your wife a break in the winter holiday, by not giving them the job called feeding.

So that we eat this freezing cold food in the freezing cold room to testify our survival skill for a few days. Yes. a more people dies in the winter than the summer. The extreme heat might make feel like you dying, but it will not kill you unless you decide not to drink some water like those extreme sport victims. Whereas extreme cold certainly is capable of killing all of you freaking UFC ass.

What is so sad is this.

Even though this osechi bento box is a god damn art work, it doesn’t taste that dynamite. It also will not fill your tumtum as the dynamite otherwise could… I mean it may be dynamite enough for some people, but, it certainly was not enough for those dead. Because I tell you what. We will have these dead bodies reported tomorrow. Come again tomorrow to hear me out! Osechi is not enough.

The deadly food is the soup with 700 calories. It killed more than 1300 heads in the last year day, which is much more than blow fish suicidal tendencies. Again, I will make sure to report you how many dies tomorrow.

All I want to say is this 550 box is not enough!

People are dying!!

You see, 550 is not good enough to holding your self up to avoid the killer food from killing you. 

You die or you be skinny. Misterious Japan. 

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