So, another guy arrested for groping in the train car. Shit happens everyday. You may get away with it, but it’s better to be alarmed.
Trains in Tokyo could be packed.
It is crazy.
Tokyo trains gets like this everyday in the morning hour around 8am to 9am, and evening commute hour of 5pm to 7pm. I am pulling the number from my ass here, but, I can comfortably say that average commuting time is, AT LEAST, about 45 min each way for the locals. You may disagree with me if you are big chief money trader or the dick enlargement engineer with the crazy foreigner package to live here, but, reality is not like that here.
Anyways, think about this. You have to be at the office at 9am sharp, you work until however late it is, and forced to get a few drink with your boss three time a week. You often get home around midnight, listen to your partner talk shit for an hour or two, go to bed around 2am and try to wake up around 7am. The realities are, you wake up around 7:30 and your train leaves around 8. Guess what? You haven’t done your daily morning No. 2 yet. Well, life goes on and your ass is shouting in the middle of the jam packed train ride. It’s like fucked up promoter decided to promote wild for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers show in your bathroom. You are physically in pain but, next stop is 10 minute away since you are in the express train…what do you do?
Plus, just when you think the fight is tough enough, this girl shouts “this guy is touching my butt!” What the fuck?
Like I posted earlier on “OK Penis”, Japan is not fair the sex wise. Sure, Japan is not fair race wise either, but, that is another issue.
Anyways, we got this “Female only” train cars to protect the ladies from groping, but we do not have “Male only” train cars to protect the guys from the false accusations from crazy bitches who think the brown stain on her panties are fucking attractive.
I, being the Tokyo local, have a few tips about not to get into the trouble in the train here. I sincerely hope it helps…
1. Do not get into the crazy Jam Packed train.
The punk show with the mosh pit might be fun when you are 18, but not when you are older. Just avoid it if you can.
2. Have your hands and eyes occupied.
If your hands are occupied, the bitch cannot accuse you. Have one hand in the cell phone, another on the strap to support your self from falling. That way, you are not looking at anyone, either. The “looking” accusations does exist. I have been accused by “looking” at crazy costumed kid once.
3. Wear diapers
I mean, if you are in the situation daily, what else can you do?