It is after the holidays and I am being nice and high… If you want to get high in Japan, go around the water. Suffers got it figured out so as the rafters. Don’t go to the Roppongi and deal with the dude with accent thinks they can hiphop with the Afro French. Seriously. I…
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Family affair
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It is the Family get together and this is the day that you give the money away to younger people. Just like the presents they got in the Christmas was not good enough, in Japan, we have this tradition of giving money to kids in the new years… I mean, Japan has this magical ability…
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Drinking legaly
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Today is the day we die young. So, the legal drinking age is 20 in Japan, It is good to know if you are the 20 years young alcoholic want to be, who so need to get out the 21-over-world so desperately to get shit faced. In fact, it is so fucking easy to buy…
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National noodle day
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Today is the national noodle day. Everyone eat the noodle. You see, it has been a few week of this blog and I don’t know how may propaganda days we’ve got so far, but this is the money date for the noodles. Of cause the media does this and that as this is the prime…
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Still stuck on the traffic
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What can I say? This is hell? The shit is so perfectly planned that I just go out to get a fuck practice and I see this traffic jam. Shit is so fucking hard. All I want to do is make sure my skill is right. Because the new years fuck is coming around the…
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Stuck on the heavy traffic
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Many of the fuckers in the city like Tokyo do not drive everyday. In fact they just keep their cars in their parking lot and take trains for the transportation. If you drive around the city, it could take 40 minutes to travel a mile sometimes, just like any of those big city, only the…
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Driving at the first time
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Many of the fuckers in the city like Tokyo do not drive everyday. In fact they just keep their cars in their parking lot and take trains for the transportation. If you drive around the city, it could take 40 minutes to travel a mile sometimes, just like any of those big city, only the…
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Good boy doodoo.
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If you see this, how do you doodoo? Please tell me how you’d do it sir wide. Because I, born in Tokyo, cannot even do it right. You are supposed to it says in below. http://www.geocities.jp/a_kuma_illustration/wa_toilet.html I remember trying my hardest and failing it every time by dirtying my pants out when I was little.…
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Cake after cake
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So we’ve got so many left over cakes everywhere for discounted price. You might see a day old this and day old that around your house, but Japanese are not like that. I mean most of the time… Not today! The day old cakes are everywhere just like the food industry thought they can win…
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The SEXMAS
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So the hardest fuck is over… Now the time for the girls to talk about it, evaluate it, and decide where the tomorrow goes. In the meanwhile shit happened to Japanese boys. We ask ourselves, “why did I have to keep my dick on hold for last few month?” Alright. We have such a low…