Wrong information. Wrong brief. “Please do not use your cellphone near the priority seat.” That is what they tell you around in any train car, or bus, pretty much any public transportation unit. Here is why. Japanese people believed that cellphone would disable the pacemaker. For good 20 years or so, they are telling everybody…
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Band of the wildest dream.
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So, going out, listening to some local music in Tokyo is the hardest thing ever. There are local live music bar with whatever kinds of music, but they are not expecting you to show up. In fact, none of those bar is expecting you to show up and listen to some music in some random…
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freezin’
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houses in japan is cold…for some reason, these motherfucker are not into heating….i am so dead but why?…..
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Chinko
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I am sick. But, I’ve got to write… This one is gonna be shitty…. We gamble. It is called Pachinko. It is simple yet complicated as any of those games are, therefore, I am not able to explain how to play with it, however, I can tell you there are winning possibilities everywhere in Japan.…
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You can tweet to kill them by getting nothing….
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So, another food maker get fucked. I guess no one likes no one. One tweet saying they got a bug inside the product was enough. However, the dude tweeted did not get anything. No money, because we don’t sue, but hated heat from the distributer. The Japanese claimer work by their pride, I guess. They…
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How to get laid in Japan
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I suppose it is not hard for boys to get laid in Japan, but not for the girls to get….laid. What the fuck? right? It is plain straight up truth that there are less dicks ready to get wet than pussy which wet and ready. Nothing to blame lady around here as it is partly…
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Sex farm
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Practice makes you better. We all know that. Even if you are not that good at a thing, practicing makes you to be at least somewhat decent. We also have this theory that if you practice for more than 10,000 hour, you would become good enough to be labeled as a “professional.” That is why…
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Yahoo today!!
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Fuck you! is on the media. I don’t really know how every Yahoo! or msn else, but the Japanese are certainly talking shit about this retail in Japan is shit, and this movie star in Japan is shit, and talking shit about shit. But, in the meanwhile, the “Japan readies record $800 billion 2015-16 budget”…
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I will trust you if you take all of your clothing now.
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So the shit happened yesterday at some college in Japan. “I will trust you if you take all of your clothing now.” That is the girl said to her professor. The professor was living with the girl with the girl’s parents’ permission. The professor gets totally naked. The girl takes all the partial and leave…
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Love hotels
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It is a well know fact that we have a higher rate of fucking in the country side. The propaganda might make you feel that we have a lot of sex in the city, but the truth is, you not. All we have in the city is that fuck searcher who drink all night till…