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Being polite

Yes, I am very polite. I am Japanese. Yes, we talk shit about all you foreigners being rude and all that. But, tourist should be as clueless. I see a bunch of Japanese tourist not being able to sense what’s up. Anyhow. We act little more polite or sensitive to what’s around us, mainly because…

Crazy Train

So, another guy arrested for groping in the train car. Shit happens everyday. You may get away with it, but it’s better to be alarmed. Trains in Tokyo could be packed. It is crazy. Tokyo trains gets like this everyday in the morning hour around 8am to 9am, and evening commute hour of 5pm to…

Erection is here

I mean election…2014 December is done. LPD wins. (Do not worry. We have this erection once a few month.) In Japan, we pretty much have LPD and guys who is against LPD. Guys who is against LPD is supposed to say that they are against LPD just make sure that who is “Against” is caught.…

Deadly delicious

So, it is the blowfish season and I got this sent from my relative in Yamaguchi prefecture, relatively south part of Japan. It is supposed to be preciously delicious that you supposed to risk your life to eat them. Yes. We do hear the occasional news about the redneck wanna be fisher dude scoring the…

OK Penis

Alright. This is a true story. Shit is FarOut! in so many ways. http://6d745.com/   Her name is Rokudenashiko. She got arrested, not only once but twice within last 6 month, by making some art works using 3 demential copy of her vagina. She was accused of obscenity. Yes, she’s got all kinds of “pussy…

Phallus Mushrooms

In Japan, there are tons of eatables which could remain you the sexual organ of humans. Check the picture out. It is called Matsutake mushrooms. It is highly beloved among ladies in Japan. Oh, yes. It is super expensive, too. The amount of the fungi could cost you a few hundred dollars!! I mean, some…

Introduction

Dear readers (Not that I think anyone’s gonna actually spend time reading this…) Please, allow me to introduce myself first. Let’s say my name is Kazunoshin Yoshigabeppu. (吉ヶ別府和之信)No, it is not my real name… but, it sounds authentically Japanese enough, and it is long enough for you guys too. You see, it is long enough that none…