It is after the holidays and I am being nice and high… If you want to get high in Japan, go around the water. Suffers got it figured out so as the rafters. Don’t go to the Roppongi and deal with the dude with accent thinks they can hiphop with the Afro French. Seriously. I…
Biz, Politics
Greatest Golf course.
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That is something you can mess with in the country, even though shit are mad expensive. In 90’s, “the business meeting” meant picking up the client at 6 am, play some golf with companions, take some naturally radiated hot spring, make sure that companions wet their dick, go out drinking with another prostitute if the…
Politics
Sex propaganda
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Politics politics politics. Politics controls. We all know that. I don’t know how you guys do it, but Japanese politics control the sex. I remember when I was growing up. We are all required to have a few girl friends as the fucker in the soap opera is having affair with every girl around him.…
Tips
Family affair
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It is the Family get together and this is the day that you give the money away to younger people. Just like the presents they got in the Christmas was not good enough, in Japan, we have this tradition of giving money to kids in the new years… I mean, Japan has this magical ability…
Biz, Politics
The party season
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I don’t know how many drinks I got yesterday. In fact, I don’t know how much I got the day before. I remember I had 5 bottles of beer, some wine, champagne, in the 24th of December. I remember drinking more on 25th. I remember we had a the end of the year party and…
News, Politics, Tips
Drinking legaly
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Today is the day we die young. So, the legal drinking age is 20 in Japan, It is good to know if you are the 20 years young alcoholic want to be, who so need to get out the 21-over-world so desperately to get shit faced. In fact, it is so fucking easy to buy…
Biz, News, Politics
Johnny B Good
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It is Jan 3rd and all I did in the last few days are to watch TV. Johnny’s boys doing this and that. So, his name is Johnny. He is the original pimp that I was telling you. He is rather nice. No one know his I-am-such-a-great-boy-singer-that-your-mama-would-kiss-my-ass days but it’s been told that he was…
Eatables, News, Politics
Rice fuckers
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So, another one died today from eating the deadly wepon called “the rice.” Don’t mess with rice. It could kill you. We, Japanese, fuck so much with rice. Japanese rices are usually called “the sticky rice.” It is true. We like it extra sticky when wet. We even have these degree of stickiness. It’s not…
Eatables, Politics
Frozen 500 USD bento box
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Osechi bento box here 550USD with 10% tax. The original idea of the box was to make sure not to give your wife a break in the winter holiday, by not giving them the job called feeding. So that we eat this freezing cold food in the freezing cold room to testify our survival skill…
Eatables, Tips
National noodle day
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Today is the national noodle day. Everyone eat the noodle. You see, it has been a few week of this blog and I don’t know how may propaganda days we’ve got so far, but this is the money date for the noodles. Of cause the media does this and that as this is the prime…