So, there are two Japanese nationals captured by ISIS. Then you are supposed to say, “Oh, No!” But, the story is rather something else. So, the recently captured Kenji Goto, the journalist, is there because to help or find out what’s up with the previously captured Japanese national, Haruna Yukawa. I mean, that’s pretty cool…
Politics
Politics
Justice coming down
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You cannot make fun of shit in Japan. You just can’t. If any of those jokes involve anything to do with the politician, you are out from the TV show or any media whatsoever. So, there are no David Cross, or Chris Rock type of dudes in Japanese entertainment system. If you do, those 60…
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Once it is out, the bullshit can’t go back to their ass.
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Wrong information. Wrong brief. “Please do not use your cellphone near the priority seat.” That is what they tell you around in any train car, or bus, pretty much any public transportation unit. Here is why. Japanese people believed that cellphone would disable the pacemaker. For good 20 years or so, they are telling everybody…
Biz, Politics
Greatest Golf course.
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That is something you can mess with in the country, even though shit are mad expensive. In 90’s, “the business meeting” meant picking up the client at 6 am, play some golf with companions, take some naturally radiated hot spring, make sure that companions wet their dick, go out drinking with another prostitute if the…
Politics
Sex propaganda
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Politics politics politics. Politics controls. We all know that. I don’t know how you guys do it, but Japanese politics control the sex. I remember when I was growing up. We are all required to have a few girl friends as the fucker in the soap opera is having affair with every girl around him.…
Biz, Politics
The party season
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I don’t know how many drinks I got yesterday. In fact, I don’t know how much I got the day before. I remember I had 5 bottles of beer, some wine, champagne, in the 24th of December. I remember drinking more on 25th. I remember we had a the end of the year party and…
News, Politics, Tips
Drinking legaly
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Today is the day we die young. So, the legal drinking age is 20 in Japan, It is good to know if you are the 20 years young alcoholic want to be, who so need to get out the 21-over-world so desperately to get shit faced. In fact, it is so fucking easy to buy…
Biz, News, Politics
Johnny B Good
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It is Jan 3rd and all I did in the last few days are to watch TV. Johnny’s boys doing this and that. So, his name is Johnny. He is the original pimp that I was telling you. He is rather nice. No one know his I-am-such-a-great-boy-singer-that-your-mama-would-kiss-my-ass days but it’s been told that he was…
Eatables, News, Politics
Rice fuckers
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So, another one died today from eating the deadly wepon called “the rice.” Don’t mess with rice. It could kill you. We, Japanese, fuck so much with rice. Japanese rices are usually called “the sticky rice.” It is true. We like it extra sticky when wet. We even have these degree of stickiness. It’s not…
Eatables, Politics
Frozen 500 USD bento box
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Osechi bento box here 550USD with 10% tax. The original idea of the box was to make sure not to give your wife a break in the winter holiday, by not giving them the job called feeding. So that we eat this freezing cold food in the freezing cold room to testify our survival skill…